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New addictions: 'Missed Connections'

By Pine Magazine Staff
posted: Tuesday, 23 December 2008

We just can't stop reading the "Missed Connections" section on Craig's List. It's easily our most favorite addiction we've had in some time.


A few highlights:

Fingerprinted me early this morning

Date: 2008-05-26, 8:59PM EDT

It really sucked to have my freedom taken away for 12 hours over some stupid misdameanor, that is, until I saw you!

You came in with the early morning shift and I was one of the first people you fingerprinted. Might sound silly, but I liked the way you held my hands. And of course, I can't leave out the fact that you are soo beautiful to me!

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The Love Shack on Peachtree Pkwy


Date: 2008-06-06, 10:46AM EDT


Was hoping to meet the uncut guy that I jacked off with last Friday night at the love shack. I would like to do more this time.

If you see this email me with what I was wearing.
              
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Steak and Shake

Date: 2008-06-06, 9:19AM EDT


Tall Tan guy sitting with 3 women, you were hot, I'd like to take your Steak and Shake it. If you want to add a fourth, I'm your's Baby. They don't make Men like you anymore. From your cute Red head fan..

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girl in wheelchair at bank of america building


Date: 2008-06-05, 8:45PM EDT


I was working at crawford long and went to eat at the bank of america building, going into the store I saw you in your wheelchair and thought you looked so sexy. A couple of days later I was going to the broadway dinner and saw you walking with crutches again you were so hot and sexy. I would love to talk to you. You are a white girl, dark hair about 5 ft tall.

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